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+===== Limerick Requests =====
+Do have a most hated tankie or vatnik and would love a limerick to gift to to the world. Just show a small donation to a NAFO fundraiser of $5-10 (feel free to double dip with raffle tickets). Just find me somewhere on the interwebz as jgmac1106.
+Nobody owns the limericks. They are meant to be written on your mom's bathroom wall. But I will add it here with you as sponsor if so desired. I wouldn't put my name near this crap, and I write it.
+==== Matching Drawing ====
+For $20-25 dollar donation I can also provide a really poorly drawn Vatnik edition as well
+{{:vatnikfieldguide.png?400|}}
+{{:blumenthal.jpg?400|}}
+{{:f2nozi3w0aawasq.jpg?400|}}
+Again you can double dip with raffle and stuffs. You are gonna lose, might as well get suckered into my shitty stuff too. Just ping me with some kind of proof you donated
+===== Gift a Poem =====
+You can also [[https://longthoughts.jgregorymcverry.com/doku.php?id=giftapoem|give a poem]] to NAFO fella.
+===== Limericks =====
+<code>
+There once a MAGA troll named Kev
+tweeted like a drunken medvedev,
+lied about 2020 election
+because he can't get erection
+Only the Orange clown makes his engines rev
+</code>
+<code>
+Once was a racist troll Oleksey
+Who found brown stars sexy
+Sing sweet ballads
+About tossing salads
+Until his tongue was all messy
+</code>
+<code>
+Like Wittgenstein's game or Stewart's Spank Bank
+Hard to define, at root, assigning natural rights as rank
+Fight or flight
+might makes right
+usually some bootlicking autocrat with an authoritarian stank
+</code>
+<code>
+Ayden knows this, he is a gym rat  from Arizona
+And his  network of trolls who pretend to pwn ya
+it's a dumb dance
+and like junk in his pants
+the truth is short, and falls over like Ayden's boner
+</code>
+<code>
+This meme for bonking has to be on the ready
+Whenever the trolls say them gays can't go steady.
+Patriarchate of the ROC
+Always dig a long.. Cock
+So When Putin drops his pants they giggle and say "ohh Bless me, that won't shred me."
+</code>
 <code>
 There once was a fake fella UkraineFanClub