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Limerick Requests
Do have a most hated tankie or vatnik and would love a limerick to gift to to the world. Just show a small donation to a NAFO fundraiser of $5-10 (feel free to double dip with raffle tickets). Just find me somewhere on the interwebz as jgmac1106.
Nobody owns the limericks. They are meant to be written on your mom's bathroom wall. But I will add it here with you as sponsor if so desired. I wouldn't put my name near this crap, and I write it.
Matching Drawing
For $20-25 dollar donation I can also provide a really poorly drawn Vatnik edition as well
Again you can double dip with raffle and stuffs. You are gonna lose, might as well get suckered into my shitty stuff too. Just ping me with some kind of proof you donated
Gift a Poem
You can also give a poem to NAFO fella.
Limericks
There once a MAGA troll named Kev tweeted like a drunken medvedev, lied about 2020 election because he can't get erection Only the Orange clown makes his engines rev
Once was a racist troll Oleksey Who found brown stars sexy Sing sweet ballads About tossing salads Until his tongue was all messy
Like Wittgenstein's game or Stewart's Spank Bank Hard to define, at root, assigning natural rights as rank Fight or flight might makes right usually some bootlicking autocrat with an authoritarian stank
Ayden knows this, he is a gym rat from Arizona And his network of trolls who pretend to pwn ya it's a dumb dance and like junk in his pants the truth is short, and falls over like Ayden's boner
This meme for bonking has to be on the ready Whenever the trolls say them gays can't go steady. Patriarchate of the ROC Always dig a long.. Cock So When Putin drops his pants they giggle and say "ohh Bless me, that won't shred me."
There once was a fake fella UkraineFanClub Thought he could hang in sexx tunnels spinning dub Was a total fake couldn't hit a break a nothing, troll, no more value than a rotting grub
There once was a CRT gay hater David Gordon Who thought he could just go IP address hoarding publish them online not thinking FEC fines money hole so big, like his mom, one we all scored in
There once was a Russian troll JD Vance. Who wanted to control the junk in your pants Thinks its mutinous If he don't own your uterus Says freedom, but its a fascist stance
There once was a Russian troll Bridget Started club for moms and thinly veiled bigots. Tried to get a redpillled hoarde On local your school board But voters raised a hand with a single middle digit
There once was God freak troll Dave Barton Had chewed every last crayon in the carton Tried to take on NAFO but Just another mad ho and this one sharts rainbow dust when fartin'
There once was a troll Zakharova who any oligarch could bend over She always got a taste They had to aim for the face because her rear could fit a Chevy Nova
Always bonking room for the Vatnik Georgie Nonsene slimier than a Kadyrov Orgy Always told lies While wearing his tiessmall for goats. Galloway stuck it to Corgis.
There once was a Russian troll named Peter Who was a Putin simping tweeter Htchens only real care was love for the Red Square Too bad is mum wasn't a c*meater
There once was a British troll Peter Hitchens always had Russian lies cooking in his Kitchen Thought he was the New Burke But really just a big jerk wish he'd stuff his mouth and just stop bitchin
There once was a Russian troll Mike Lee from Utah who got bonked by NAFO until bowlegged and raw read Grayzone, the Russian rag thought, cat's out of the bag So Mike decided to give NAFO another hit at his glass jaw
There once was a Duma Troll and Senator from Utah NAFO wrecked him, Mike didn't believe what he saw So he held a Congressional hearing and learned Kama's earring delivered Mind Control with total shock and awe
There once was a tankie @MaxAbrahms who wrote to rhythm of Putin's War drums Pretended to be Terror Expert But would just end up butt hurt When NAFO stopped by in packs to bang his mum
There once was a Russian Troll named Max who would lie about all Russian attacks Putin offered a free wife who would peg you for life Blumenthal just had to write articles free of facts
There once was a Troll Senator Mike Lee Who forgot true meaning of liberty always be rootin for Vladimir Putin and didn't want Ukraine to be free
There was a young vatnik troll dogderbri hopped on late to some MAGA Canoe posted nonsense memes in fake yellow and blue one more brain where NAFO lives rent free
There once was a Duma Senator from Utah who posted a poll for the hee-Haws Cuz expansion non-negotiable The Fellas get real socialable and we start bonking with his Ma
There once was a Russian troll Scott Whose moral compass did rot Pleasuring to the screen He thought she was fifteen But it was a cop, and Ritter got, got
Poor Magi Hester is Hiding feeling tingly over Naked Hunter Biden. But the good pics she's seen Are always too clean So up on the Washer, she goes riding
Once she's a happy Magi Hester Logs back on and call sem all molesters and writes $8.00 scredos to all the disagreeing pedos until those Hunter feelings fester
There once was a Russian troll Scott Whose loyalty Putin done bought Scott like little kids And did a three year bid It was a very expensive money shot
There once was a Russian troll Scott Ritter No spark, if adult clothes fit her He'd get a fix online But cops don't like his kind Now convicted. Just a genocide grifter
There once was a Russian troll Scott Who thought about young girls a lot Busted Sitting in a chat room Looking for kids to groom So Slept three years in a prison cot.
There once was a Russian troll Scott Ritter Who had a thing for the babysitter Searched the web for a girl But found a Cop named Earl Now a convicted pedo, Scott's bitter
There once was a troll NAFOdestroyer Total loser, rejected by even groypers He was meant for my eye ma said, maybe my thigh but not aborting the monster destroyed her